The usual banter in Math class.
"I'll give you proof that God's a woman", he said.
We lean forward, attentive.
"See, women tend to complicate things, right? Look at the human body. It's composed of things like carbohydrates and amino acids and proteins, so wonderfully complex and all. Only a woman could hav done that. A man, he'd just have made some juice or something. Hence proved."
Right. The funny thing is, that kinda makes sense.
Other convos with this friend include "About sexy legs". Might be posted later.