Friday, 22 February 2008

The fine print.....

Found in the Mumbai Mirror classifieds by yours truly......teeheehee.....

"LOVE park get complete relaxation full service of massage trough herbal cream and oil by smart decent, English Spkg,edu.Also well co-operative beautiful Male/Female in 3 to 5 star hotel guest and posh area over mumbai 24hrs service call Boby-9892336282"

Beautiful male/female? creepy, which one?

"International escorts
A to Z service
your search for
be cool and complete
sensuos decent
Young lovingness
&smart M/F
get full cooperative
service 24 hrs"

"decent", next to a pic of a rather hot chick in a bikini thing.

Sweet. there are about 20 of these ads out here....for some reason they greatly amuse me...


♥bμşγ-ŵŗϊŧēŕ♥ said...

lol so funny! u shld have typed all the 20 f them ;) :P

Batbitch said...

Madness is it's own reward, no?

Espèra said...

Oh yes.
I LOVE those Classifieds.

You know what's ironical?

If they are as "beautiful, talented, English-speaking and educated" as they are said to be, would they be stuck doing the job of a masseuse?

taurius1 said...

Hmmm... And we all know why everyone loves these decent massages, don't we?

Decent people, decent jobs, decent salaries...

I think I should go back to my cookie jar. >_<

five_silver_rings said...

So, sloppy jeans eh? :P

Mystique said...

2 mon: you go read them yourself. I swear they;re really funny.

2 batbitch: aaaaah, so true. I like.

2 espera: Yes, definitely ironical, and also the fact that (i'm guessing) they do much more than just massages....

2 taurius: weirdo

2 fsr: yeah, I try very hard. Sloppy jeans and a tantra t-shirt. at any rate I don't go to great lengths to look good. except when I'm bored.