Oh whatta day.....

so it was bad enough to begin with.....then it got even more hilarious...but now its gonna get better....let me begin.
so i was havin a bath....all relaxed in the morning. the cat was sittin on the washin machine...so i let her.the bathtubs all filled with water, and it has this box of detergent balanced on one corner.
SO! the cat suddenly decicdes she's had enough of the washing machine....and she jumps! onto the detergent box.....which topples......into the tub.
in no time at all, detergent box, detergent, cat, all tumble into the water-filled tub.
the cat climbs out, terrified.her lower half is soakin wet and detergent-y.sigh.i hurriedly get out and yell for mom....then go and change. i cannot stop laughing!!
ok...ok....its okk...the cat is consoled. mom tries to wash her....but noooooo.....maheen (cat) digs claws into mom.
sigh.
mom walks off...me, in my bedroom.suddenly i hear a shriek.
any guesses?
cat so scared.....cat has shat. (or...maybe...um defecated?)
mom has stepped on cat poo.
hilarious start to a hilarious day.