Oh whatta day.....

so it was bad enough to begin with.....then it got even more hilarious...but now its gonna get better....let me begin.
so i was havin a bath....all relaxed in the morning. the cat was sittin on the washin machine...so i let her.the bathtubs all filled with water, and it has this box of detergent balanced on one corner.
SO! the cat suddenly decicdes she's had enough of the washing machine....and she jumps! onto the detergent box.....which topples......into the tub.
in no time at all, detergent box, detergent, cat, all tumble into the water-filled tub.
the cat climbs out, terrified.her lower half is soakin wet and detergent-y.sigh.i hurriedly get out and yell for mom....then go and change. i cannot stop laughing!!
ok...ok....its okk...the cat is consoled. mom tries to wash her....but noooooo.....maheen (cat) digs claws into mom.
sigh.
mom walks off...me, in my bedroom.suddenly i hear a shriek.
any guesses?
cat so scared.....cat has shat. (or...maybe...um defecated?)
mom has stepped on cat poo.
hilarious start to a hilarious day.

we are subjected to sadism.....pity us...fight for us...

Example of sadism u seek? look no further than the math teachers of ism.
all 11ths will know what i'm talking about
all others are free to ignore this if they wish to.

Thanks.

we met in 6th....i was the thin, crazy-hair girl (still am)...she was the plumpish, soft-spoken quiet person(at that time.now she is less quiet.).
we didn't really know each other well, and so it remained...
until LV came by. a bitch of giant proportions....tryin to ruin our lives in a bitchy 6th grade way...because we were both smart. (LV is currently in canada.i do not know if she retains her bitchiness.)
so we bonded.....and stuck.Stuck togther, through thick and thin....shufflings in class, new friends, new ideals....
now she's gone....
left me with a candle, a two page letter and 5 years worth of memories....
so i'm writing this to say thanks.....
thanks for all the "love doctoring" that didnt help bcoz there was nothin to doctor.....
thanks for bein with me thru NB'S "you need more friends" talks
thanks for the evolution/creation thing.....
just...thanks for bein a friend
i'm usually not good at endin stuff...
so i'll just go....
i hope u read this someday.

Sighhh.....a lock without a key?

The breathtaking incompetence of the cbse results system thing......
i hav the results of the whole school before me....and all i want is the average %......
i cannot seem to find it.
the thing at the top says this.....

ROLL NO CANDIDATE NAME................. SUB MRK GRD SUB MRK GRD SUB MRK GRD SUB MRK GRD SUB MRK GRD SUB MRK GRD INTL-SUB RESULT

try makin sense outa that....
so all i know if whether ppl have passed or not.....
and now i find out i hav to calculate it.
sigh....
how the hell do i find out who topped??

sighh.
if 12th results are like this.....
how's it gonna be when mine come out?

Physics on my Brain...trek in my dreams....yess its a wonderful life.

dingle dong.....everything going well?yea from one angle yess....

trek in one week (!!week!! yay! peace joy n happiness at last!!)
i fail to understand why the following items are on the check list.....
*candles (6 nos)....and above it....
*torch (large size with batteries)
also.....
*pen/dairy (diaries, yes, but dairy? low fat/full cream? how much?)

exams!!!!physics was today....i called my tuts teacher to give her feedback...she says its one of the toughest papers she's seen in 5 years.
i'm SO glad she didn't materialise next to me in my exam room to tell me this....i mean...who knew..?
it was a very irritating paper, to say the least, made even more irritating by the fact that i'd studied only derivations...(read no numericals....and the paper consisted mostly of these)
gaga....everyone says they're flunking......i speak nothing but the truth....i'm not flunking! yay.
sooooo
english tomoro and here i am, online. so cool na?
so i guess i'll go....mom's grumbling that i take up her comp time as well as her phone time (dont listen to her)
i leave you with words of wisdom from the cat, who is currently asleep by my feet....
"braaa."

nuts to me...

currently my life is filled with tension...splitting headaches...chem textbook and a wild craving for chocolate brownies which i shall go bake after i wake up from much-needed sleep.

on a brighter note....i did get to see spidey3, albiet with parents and a friend, it was fun(ny).....the alien symbiote (spelling right?)is fascinating, it looks like.....um......tar gone gelatinous?somewhat.great action, funny scenes (esp the ones where parker cries...that was the funniest!)

ah for a better life.....
i am just waiting for 1st term exams to get over.....(see? we in 11th sci hav just started learnin and already they expect us to be like total pros in science.....not gonna happen)
and then i can enjoy life....

my stranger is still missing......i think he got repulsed by my sticky theory.
lord why me?

Inspiration.....LACK of inspiration

gaah! brain is fried, brain is frozen......thanks to chem.....where are my deep powers of thought???
will be back....maybe soon...may not be....when something writable strikes me.
til then....wish me luck for egg-zams which i shall hopefully do well in...
wish me luck for board results....(stupid overrated things....)
wish me luck.....
--beep--

future of ISM

man the school's goin absolute freakin' nuts.
so today my ex-math teacher confiscated my prefect badge....never guess why....because i'd pulled down my socks...!!
apparently her logic is that "you can wear short socks but you cannot fold your socks down"
oh yea....i didn bother telling her that my only other socks are anklies....
and i'd like to see HER with knee high socks pulled up in this weather!
practicality.....where is the practicality?

Lots of Questions.....but never any answers....anyone willing to help?

It wasn't a good day.....i had to tie up my very short hair, this elicited amused reactions....i had the biggest headache.....k was so moody...i hate it when she goes all snappy n moody....
so in between maths and physics and contmplating the futility of life, i thought of these questions.
anyone who knows the anwers is welcome.

~Why does the toast always land butter-side down?
~why do cats land on their feet?
~why do murphy's laws invariably come true?
~why are we here?
~does life even have a purpose?
~love....why?
~love....what is it anyway? an irresistable force....thrilling...killing...
~is thought a vector?
~is existence of other worlds (ref chronicles of narnia...books not movie) possible?
~if fire isnt solid, liquid or gas....what is it?

one last one....

if you loved someone.....so much that you'd do anything for this person....this is not like life partner love...jus love in general.....and that person didn't love you back....
then what?

when you badly need to talk to someone......sometimes its strangers who lisn best.
i've been msgn this person for a few days....we think alike....i look forward to talkin to this person....now the replies have stopped.
why.....you are like my outlet....things i cant tell my friends....i can tell you. i feel.
:)
and oh yeah
the question that answers everything else....
WHY NOT?

Essence of society....my observations...speculations....

so what is it then, this thing called society?
why do people try so hard to get accepted by their peers instead of bein unique?
see, thats the price of bein different.....u get left behind.
what are these norms, why must we follow them? society has become so tight-knit....even the smallest irregularity is inacceptable.
and then u are shunned.

high school society is the worst......all those groups that gosip n bitch about each other........putting their real selves away just so they can be like everyone else, and so be society, popular society and be noticed.
i'm sorry, did i just contradict myself?

I am not a poet...

i am not a poet...by some stretch of imagination, i can be called an artist. an anime artist....even tho i don't do stories, just random drawings.
i'll post them up here someday.....i did that once. in another blog. but then it turned into a pic dropoff. so i deleted it.

sighhh

no profound thoughts these days.....just a lot of questions.

# is Thought scalar or vector?
# is it really better to have loved and lost?
# why is the cbse system so sucky?
# why do i never gain weight?
# why...?
# is it possible to drown in your own thoughts?

yes i know this is one of the more timepass blog entries.....
currently hunting for marilyn monroe pics.
big headache.
will post later.....in the afterlife.

half life vs afterlife

lots of people believe in life after death....much better than reincarnation as a plant.
i suppose that the afterlife is better than the current life......so why live this life at all? would it not be better to just die.....to just leave the miseries behind?if that's the case, why don't we hear of suicides left right n centre?
so many ways to die....drown...pills...wrist cuts....ironically, most suicide attempts fail. simply because you get the screaming will to life just after you cut your wrists or take pills or whatever, so u go tell someone.
i'm not brave enough (or pathetic enough, or so depressed) to actually die by my own hand.
somethimes i wonder what will become of me after school....i want to stay like this forever.....i'm scared of what the future will do to me.
i think i've said enough
i think i've said too much.

lickER

IT IS VERY HARD TO TYPE WITH A CAT LICKIN UR HAND!!
no really.

Feeble foundations with too much on top.

yea i'm talkin about maths.
it seems to have a very firm or perhaps weak (whichever way u see it) foundation, where as u learn more, your previous faiths are shattered.
yesterday in class someone proved that 1=2.
today mour maths teacher says that infinity is not equal to infinity
infinity (everchanging word, can mean anything) does not have a fixed value.....
makes the head spin.
chem's worse.
now we find that the model of the atom we learnt about two years ago is obsolete.
the quantum model is so complex that u can;t even begin to draw it.

so each time u get your basics clear someone else comes by and makes you unlearn it because there are now totally NEW basics to learn.

what i don't get is a science teachers passion for numericals
aah....bane of my educational life....
stupid calculations that i invariably get wrong.....i'm more interested in the theory part of it.

science...sighh

question of the week:WILL SHE SURVIVE

mannnn my legs are soooo tired.....bloody investiture....need for such an insane formal crazy thing? not seen.
reeli tired, as i said. result...mind freeze, leg freeze etc
so there's this coach for india n he's sposed to be trainin us...its pretty good actually. it'll help a lot...but man is it ever tiring!!!!
i hv nothin more to write.